This week's Souten Kouro bullet points

Cao Cao is still a pimp, flirting with his tsundere wife and seducing a dancing girl AT A FUNERAL.
I see budget issues lead to them using exactly the same dancing music at all occasions of state.

More importantly, Guan Yu has an awesome 'stache.
Later, some horses run in place.

And a small child cheerily talks his way into being Cao Cao's military advisor.
Cao Cao then INVENTS THE MEME and destroys the fucking country.