I was totally not fucking kidding about trailer day

Goemon. Same director as Chassharn, and this also appears to be very pretty and utterly fail on every other aspect of filmmaking possible. Jesus, is that a lot of terrible fucking acting and writing. (I found the embed code!)

Yatterman. Miike Takashi on a big budget children's movie? Let's hope it's more The Great Youkai War (fucking awesome) than Zebraman (WTF happened?)
So um, neither of these exactly sold me, but they do both look batshit, which always at least intrigues.